She is in my trunk
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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