it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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