I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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