i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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