So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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