Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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