She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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