my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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