no. you can't hotbox the world.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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