i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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