i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize