Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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