Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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