Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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