We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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