can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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