does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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