i just wanna soil my oats bro
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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