I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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