What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Apparently you make a good broom.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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