the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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