i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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