Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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