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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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