So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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