Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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