We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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