Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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