i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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