They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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