My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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