the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
