did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
as a side note pls kill me
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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