bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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