My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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