I don't think brook has ever known best
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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