what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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