she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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