This is not my ceiling
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
she smelled like a LAN party
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The air taste purple.
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