would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I love you.
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