Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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