I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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