The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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