HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Randomize
