My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
where does the pee come out of this thing
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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