I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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