Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so let's talk penis.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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