The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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