Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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