the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
