I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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