nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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