i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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