party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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