Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
