HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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